Wallbanger - Alice Clayton

Wallbanger by Alice Clayton

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


5 hilarious stars!!! This book has to be the funniest book I've read in a long time!! Fresh and funny. She didn't try hard and it wasn't over the top. She was so Orgasm deprived the whole time and it made the story even funnier. She kept calling her Lower Caroline LC and orgasms O's. She also spoke to them like they were a person!! Come On! Who does that?! HILARIOUS!

So Caroline moved into her old bosses apartment and immediately regretted it after her first night sleeping there. She was headboard to headboard to her own "wallbanger". Apparently, the walls were paper thin and Simon was a little active. To be honest, she was nicer than I would have been. I would have banged on the wall the first night telling them to knock it off. Like the sweet neighbor Caroline is, she listened until their sexcapades were complete. She did end up naming the first one 'Spanx', the second one 'Purina' and the 3rd one 'Giggles'. 3 nights in a row...3 different girls - Caroline began to make assumptions about Simon before even meeting him.

Then there's Clive. He may be one of the funniest characters!! Clive is her human cat. He fell in love with Purina, one of Simons 'harem'. He went nuts when she was with Simon. For one, while Simon and her had sex - she would meow!! Seriously!! Who meows?? Lol!! Anyway, so Clive is in love with Purina and there are several great scenes with that!
Anyway, finally one night she can't take it any longer, she was trying to find her O because it has disappeared and was interrupted by Simon and one of his 'Harem'. So, in her little Pink Nightie, she bangs on his door and demands he quits banging on her wall so she can get sleep. Apparently, he wasn't wearing much either. They finally meet and see each other and they fall in love. Each of them, of course, too stubborn and blind to admit it.
Their friends become a foursome and they are still fighting their attraction.
She didn't want to be in his harem and he didn't want a white picket fence. They inadvertently started dating and they each hadn't realized. They would bake or cook together, watch movies and the sexual tension was cackling. Finally, things started going in the right direction and they find their feelings for each other.
One of my favorite lines in the book:
"LC and Wang, it sounded like a rap duo..." Haha! Now...go read it and you'll understand!!!



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